"This year for St. Patrick's Day, my brother got drunk with his friends and decided it would be a great idea to go get tattoos. The next morning, as I was getting ready to go to work, I got an e-mail from him with the subject line 'Best Tattoo Ever.' The body of that e-mail is the picture I'm sending to you. I'm sure it'll be in your hall of fame."
Consider your brother the first member of our Weekend Douche Hall of Fame. Thanks for your submission!