- Hilary Duff being a Weekend Douche on the Lower East Side: Gawker
- The Sham Wow dude and that hooker really messed each other up: The Smoking Gun
- Avril Lavigne being a drunk mess: Hollywood Rag
- Pete Wentz being ... himself: Dlisted
- Weekend Douche party at Zac Efron's house: Funny or Die
- Looks like Crabbe from the Harry Potter movies is a Weekend Douche: NY Daily News
- Lindsay and Sam decide to take a break: Dlisted
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