Friday, May 8, 2009

Caption Contest Winner!

And the winner is...

"A baseball player, a transsexual ballerina bunny, and a power bottom walk into a bar. No, there's no punchline, why do you ask?"

Never Gonna Give You Up, you are the winner of a $15 iTunes card! E-mail us and give us your mailing address, and we'll send it out to you ASAP. Purchase REO Speedwagon's greatest hits and listen in secret shame while thinking fondly of your Weekend Douche editors. Thanks to everyone who submitted captions!


  1. Never Gonna Give You UpMay 8, 2009 at 7:24 AM


  2. why the fuck do I read this blog? I am the most loyal commenter you have and you treat me like this? I would expect this from Gawker, but not you!