Monday, May 4, 2009

Douche Was Like What? Caption Contest - Week of 5/4/09


Please leave your caption suggestions in the comments. The winner will be announced 5/8/09.

Update: The winner of this week's Caption Contest will receive a $15 iTunes card, so bring the funny!


Got any pic suggestions? Send them to us at weekenddouche@gmail.com.

13 comments:

  1. If we're going to do this thing, I'm going to need an old priest and a young priest ... You guys will do.

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  2. I could escape this feeling, with my Chyna girl, and about 12 shots of Jack.

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  3. Never Gonna Give You UpMay 4, 2009 at 8:55 AM

    A baseball player, a transsexual ballerina bunny, and a power bottom walk into a bar. No, there's no punchline, why do you ask?

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  4. I'm here for the gang bang.

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  5. I know this isn't a comment, but is that guy on the left Joey Buttafucco or the father of Corey Haim in "Fast Getaway"? I seriously need to know.

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  6. Checklist for the evening:
    - Anabolic steroids
    - poppers
    - Crisco shortening
    - 1 large pineapple
    - adult diapers
    - Swedish-made penis enlarger pump
    - Book: "Swedish-Made Penis Enlarger Pumps and Me - This Sort of Thing IS My Bag, Baby" by Austin Powers

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  7. @ Number797979: I will admit, the resemblance is uncanny. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0744235/

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  8. Dane Cook Is The Worst Person In The WorldMay 4, 2009 at 12:04 PM

    Muddskipper? Is that like a Dirty Sanchez?

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  9. Well I'm not the world's most physical guy but when she squeezed me tight, she nearly broke my spine, oh my Chyna, C-H-Y-N-A Chyna.

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  10. Your Neighborhood WinoMay 4, 2009 at 12:37 PM

    When you said we were going out for one night in Chyna, this isn't what I thought you meant.

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  11. Hey it's Halloween. Why is no one in costume?

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  12. Photo credit: David Wells.

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  13. When Hugh Hefner asked for three new girlfriends, I don't think this was what he had in mind.

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