Monday, May 11, 2009

Douche Was Like What? Caption Contest - Week of 5/11/09


Please leave your caption suggestions in the comments. The winner will be announced 5/15/09.

Got any pic suggestions? Send them to us at weekenddouche@gmail.com.

25 comments:

  1. Kate Moss still can't seem to control herself...

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  2. Glad to see Jenna following in the proud Bush family legacy.

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  3. weekend at bernie'sMay 12, 2009 at 5:38 AM

    This is Bob Barker reminding you to get your pets spayed or neutered!

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  4. Never Gonna Give You UpMay 12, 2009 at 5:43 AM

    And the first prize in University of Texas' Annual Reggae Dance Contest goes to ... Jenna Bush and partner!

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  5. The inspiration for Jonah Hill's dancing scene in "Superbad."

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  6. Sodomize intolerance.

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  7. The butterfly? Ooh, that's old! Let me see that tootsee roll!

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  8. Dane Cook Is the World Person In the WorldMay 12, 2009 at 6:35 AM

    Platform flip-flops ... the essence of cool.

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  9. I Carried a WatermelonMay 12, 2009 at 6:39 AM

    "Where'd they learn to do that?"

    "I don't know. Kids are doing it in their basements back home. Wanna try it?"

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  10. I Carried a WatermelonMay 12, 2009 at 6:40 AM

    Can you imagine dancing like this on the main floor, home of the family fox-trot? Max would close the place down first.

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  11. I Carried a WatermelonMay 12, 2009 at 6:43 AM

    Sorry about the disruption, folks ... but I always do the last dance of the season. This year somebody told me not to. So I'm gonna do my kind of dancin' with a great partner, who's not only a terrific dancer, but somebody who's taught me that there are people willing to stand up for other people
    no matter what it costs them. Somebody who's taught me about the kind of person I want to be. Miss Jenna Bush.

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  12. Time of the SeasonMay 12, 2009 at 7:22 AM

    Class ... you're doing it wrong.

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  13. Time of the SeasonMay 12, 2009 at 7:23 AM

    Being a weekend douche ... ur doing it RITE.

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  14. Jenna Bush had a great time visiting Dick Cheney's daughter at Sarah Lawrence.

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  15. So Shy ... Like a Child Who Had GrownMay 12, 2009 at 7:39 AM

    The most disturbing ad the anti-tobacco lobby has put out so far...

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  16. If we lose 60 pounds a piece, maybe this pose will land us in the new American Apparel ad.

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  17. Hold the fuck on! "So Shy ... Like a Child Who Had Grown" you automatically win the caption contest because your name is a line from the song "Lady" by Styx. Sorry folks, it is over.

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  18. Texas girls rodeo better.

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  19. "Hey Secret Service dude! Stop drinking all the fucking Jager!"

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  20. Who needs the Disney World Teacups, this ride is free without the price of admission!

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  21. Friendship is reaching out and touching someone else's bush

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  22. Can't Fight This Feeling AnymoreMay 12, 2009 at 1:19 PM

    Yeah, I'm still pretty sure she would've made a better president than her dad...

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  23. Cher featuring Peter CeteraMay 12, 2009 at 1:20 PM

    So THAT'S why they called her Jenna Bush-Bumper.

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  24. When Honor's At Stake, This Vow I Will MakeMay 12, 2009 at 1:26 PM

    Never attempt to learn Britney Spears choreography off of Darren's Dance Grooves after drinking your weight in Long Island Iced Tea.

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  25. No one calls Jenna a muff diver. NO ONE!

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