Wednesday, May 6, 2009
Sometimes, in the case of funny stories about drunk people, there isn't a long, drawn out tale of hilarity, but rather just a single sentence that comes out of a drunkard's mouth that is so absurd, so irrational, and so funny, it needs to be shared. Hence I submit to you something my mom said, or rather shouted at the top of her lungs, while dancing at her stepson's wedding, after about 2 bottles of wine:
"Everybody wants to BE me!!!" (This was followed by a solid 90 seconds of maniacal laughter.)
Heard any hilarious drunk logic? Send it to us at firstname.lastname@example.org.